Down the aeons man made careful measure and recorded the spin and the spreel of the heavenly wheel.
Lo, it turned out the whole universe was a mug of frothy mochaccino,
... but ...
Who was stirring it?
Had they stopped?
Was it all going to slowly grind to a gloopy chocolate halt?
Destined to go from briefly too hot to a short spell of just right to a long period of lukewarm to an unending cold and undrunken state?
The monks of Lapsang Souchong Universal University for the Preponderance of Universal~Spinney Things within THE UNIVERSE pondered the matter for a while (the furrowing of brows came into existence at this time) and discerned that they were in the 'just right' stage of cosmic coffee/choc evolution. Notable fellows spawned a million maxims that day, such as- 'Make milk while the sun shines', 'Eat, drink and be mocha-for tomorrow we curdle!' and the lesser known, 'It's not complex, you are'.
Then they all took to contemplating Carol Vorderman's most recent sudoku instead.
YEA, I say unto you,
all their apparent wisdom had only been another crude weapon for subordinating their peer
s and scoring chicks.A shot of a neighboring galaxy taken by the Bubble Space Telescope. ------>
(Psst-At the center of every living cell is a infinitesimally small point which radiates thermal energy at temperatures from 3000 to 6000 Celsius- precisely akin to solar matter. These are the findings of Dr. George W. Crile of the Cleveland Laboratories in the 1930's! http://www.nuenergy.org/alt/crile.htm
'Dr. Maria Takles, a Crile associate, figures four billion of these 'radiogens' in a cubic centimeter of muscle.' This isn't in in any academic textbook I've ever read. Although someone called Jesus made a brief mention of it, "The kingdom of heaven is within you".)
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